Forgotten Dream of Reptiles & Felines

•April 27, 2017 • Leave a Comment



Dream, 2014: My wife and I were watching large lizards eat live cats. As they were eaten, the cats were perfectly placid. As they ate, the lizards were screaming.

A Book To Beware…?

•April 22, 2017 • Leave a Comment


Meeting people in your dreams? In what looks like a red room? Perhaps where the birds sing a pretty song and there’s always music in the air…? I’d say tread very carefully in such dreams…

(image courtesy of Kill Mankind)

“I love this music. Isn’t it too dreamy?”

•April 21, 2017 • Leave a Comment

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Playlists for The Double R Club Twin Peaks Special, 20th April, 2017

P R E – S H O W :

[ in-house ‘mash-up’ of sound design, dialogue and musics from Twin Peaks and Fire Walk With Me ]

‘Freshly Squeezed’  – Angelo Badalamenti, from Music From Twins Peaks
‘Girl Talk/Birds In Hell/Laura Palmer’s Theme/Falling’ – Angelo Badalamenti, from Fire Walk With Me O.S.T.
‘Up To Date’ – Cheerleader 69, download FREE here
‘Packard’s Vibration’ – Angelo Badalamenti, from Twin Peaks Season Two Music And More
‘Fire Walk With Me’ – Sick Tree, listen HERE
‘Deer Meadow Shuffle’ – Angelo Badalamenti, downloaded from

[ sampled audio from the 2nd Twin Peaks UK Festival, featuring Al Strobel -see video HERE ]

‘Half Speed Orchestra 1 (Stair Music Danger Theme)’ – Angelo Badalamenti, downloaded from
‘Laura Palmer’s Theme’ – Xiu Xiu, from … Xiu Xiu Plays The Music Of Twin Peaks
‘James Visits Laura’ – Angelo Badalamenti, downloaded from
‘Twin Peaks Twist’ – Messer Chups, from Heretic Channel

[ dialogue from Fire Walk With Me ]

‘Audrey’ – Angelo Badalamenti, from Twin Peaks Season Two Music And More
‘Such Stuff as Dreams are Made of’ – Angelo Badalamenti & David Lynch, downloaded from
‘New Shoes’ – Angelo Badalamenti, from Twin Peaks Season Two Music And More
‘Pink Room (Version 1)’ – Sick Tree, listen HERE
‘Falling’ – Shane Gilliver, exclusively arranged and recorded for a performance at the 2012 Twin Peaks UK Festival

[ dialogue from Fire Walk With Me ]

‘Night Bells’ – Angelo Badalamenti, from Twin Peaks Season Two Music And More
‘Theme from Twin Peaks – Fire Walk With Me (Saxophone)’ – Angelo Badalamenti, downloaded from

I N T E R V A L :

‘And Little Lambs Eat Ivy’ – XSRY, from The Next Peak Vol III
‘The Pink Room’ – Bookhouse, from the album Ghostwood, buy HERE
‘Blue Frank’ – Angelo Badalamenti, from Twin Peaks Season Two Music And More
‘Dark Pink’ – The Tony Crackburn Orchestra, from Mashed In Plastic, free download HERE

[ audio / dialogue from The Pink Room scene from Fire Walk With Me ]


My first act was to an edited version of ‘Audrey, Let’s Dance’, a Double R Club exclusive mash-up incorporating ‘Audrey’s Dance’ by Angelo Badalamenti, from Music From Twin Peaks and ‘Let’s Dance’ by David Bowie, from Let’s Dance (hear the unedited version HERE). My second act was a version of ‘A Real Indication’ by Thought Gang, the original version of which appears on the Fire Walk With Me O.S.T.

Pixelated Peaks

•April 11, 2017 • Leave a Comment


Twin Peaks pixel .gif art courtesy of the amazing Bruno Moraes!

Misshapen Missives From “Another Place”

•April 7, 2017 • Leave a Comment

Announcing the release of my new book, Postcards From Twin Peaks!


Within this book dwell mysteries deep and dark, syntactic secrets, beautiful otherness, rhyme and unreason, all springing from the singular town of TWIN PEAKS.

How does one get to Twin Peaks? Is it in the heart, or in the mind? Does the Log Lady know more than she’s letting on? Is Cooper still the man he always was? What are we really to take from the tragic end of Waldo? Who is Diane? Who was Agent Jeffries? And what did Harold Smith’s suicide note really mean? Answers to these questions and more you will find within these pages.

This is a book for Twin Peakers, backwards speakers, loggers, Black Lodgers, Special Agents, one-armed show salesmen, fans, fanatics and everyone in between…

Order  Y O U R S  HERE! FREE postcard with every order! (while stocks last)

The Log Lady Is NOT Gonna Be Happy About This

•April 5, 2017 • Leave a Comment

The incredible Nick Fredriksen, a one-armed man, chops wood. Competitively.

Twin Peaksy enough for ya?

Nick lost his arm when he was eight after getting his shirt caught in a hay-baler; still wins the competition. Damn fine, indeed.



[edit: original video was removed]

Forgotten Dream of Dance & Dirt

•March 27, 2017 • Leave a Comment


Dream, 2011: I was dancing balletically around a grandiose library, throwing handfuls of dirt and live worms. No one else was there. I danced into the toilets at the back of the room and performed a ‘beckoning action’, knowing somehow that it would summon someone. A pageboy, in full uniform, came in and I chased him back into the library, catching him and stabbing him repeatedly with a large knife. End.